‘Sinister and hilarious’ SUN
‘Extraordinarily fun and oh-so-gripping’ i PAPER
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Four strangers on a train. An unlikely introduction:
‘Actually, I’m a murderer.’
It is 1973 and the lives of four people are thrown into turmoil when sharing a carriage with an unremarkable little man with glasses, on the night train back to Newcastle.
By the end of the following day, one of them will be dead, one will turn blackmailer and another forced to commit a crime. And all of them will be under the astute observation of Aline, the local police officer with her own agenda to fulfil.
When the body count begins to rise, the question is: just how many murderers are out there… and who will be the next victim?
‘Extraordinarily fun and oh-so-gripping’ i PAPER
______________
Four strangers on a train. An unlikely introduction:
‘Actually, I’m a murderer.’
It is 1973 and the lives of four people are thrown into turmoil when sharing a carriage with an unremarkable little man with glasses, on the night train back to Newcastle.
By the end of the following day, one of them will be dead, one will turn blackmailer and another forced to commit a crime. And all of them will be under the astute observation of Aline, the local police officer with her own agenda to fulfil.
When the body count begins to rise, the question is: just how many murderers are out there… and who will be the next victim?
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Gripping, original and hard to put down. I enjoyed this book so much
One of the most surprising books I've read for 2025 . . . A cast of eccentric characters are woven in for what is a punchy and perfectly pitched story . . . so clever and fantastical
A stunning first crime novel. Actually, I'm a Murderer is a delightful joyride of a book. Its switchback turns are managed with professional ease, so that the reader does not know exactly what happened until the very end
Highly original and deeply engaging
Laugh-out-loud funny
A wonderful story told with increasing pace. A cross between Hitchcock and The Beiderbecke Affair
[A] fun page-turner . . a gripping book and perfect for Knives Out fans
A crime story that's a pitch perfect mix of sinister and hilarious. Great fun
This smart, funny and deftly executed page turner is sure to please
A twisting, turning, unpredictable jaunt through a murder mystery that takes 50 years to reveal its deliciously captivating conclusion. With a cast of intriguing characters and a premise so ordinary and innocuous, I found myself drawn into a dark, witty story that had me racing for the end, yet reluctant to finish! Vivid, clever, cheeky and compelling
Extraordinarily fun and oh-so-gripping
Warm-hearted . . . immersive
Witty, wonderfully paced and great fun
Actually, I'm a Murderer is the most fun I've had reading a book in a long time. Pitch-perfect in tone, funny, and so very very clever. I'd be surprised if I read anything better this year. Highly recommended
Full of dark humour, clever reveals and irresistible pacing. Pure crime fiction fun.